Blogger: So, wow, you're back.
Me: Yes, I am.
Blogger: Only after one day? What the heck happened?
Me: Not much HAPPENED, necessarily...(pregnant pause)
Blogger: But...?
Me: Well, for one thing, everytime they would get on my homepage, it would have this message asking me to switch to premium.
Blogger: That's not necessarily a bad thing. I have my own Premium membership, you know.
Me: Yes, but at least you don't bug me about upgrading.
Blogger: True.
Me: Also, it's harder to format my posts in Xanga.
Blogger: How is that?
Me: Well, here I can just highlight what I want to
BOLD, and it will bold it for me.
Blogger: The less unneccesary typing the better, I say.
Me: Call me over-efficient.
Blogger: Okay.
Me: Plus, non-blogger people can leave comments to my posts.
Blogger: Yes, but it's FUNNER when you have an account.
Me: But it shouldn't be MANDATORY. And people can edit their comments here if they feel they said something out of line or they have some goofy spelling error or whatever.
Blogger: That is very convenient.
Me: And...you can RESPOND to posts here. ON YOUR OWN BLOG. How cool is that?
Blogger: Conversations ARE easier to follow when it is all on the same page. None of this switching around stuff. Especially when you have a slow internet connection.
Me: Again, call me over-efficient.
Blogger: The best thing is?
Me: Having a URL that's relatively easy to remember. None of those ampersands and stuff. Unless you want them.
Blogger: I guess you have to get used to Xanga sometimes.
Me: But I didn't want to.
Blogger: Well, welcome back, anyway.
Me: Thank you. It's good to be home. You feel like my favorite old T-shirt.
Blogger: Gee, thanks. :-P
Me: That's a GOOD THING!
Blogger: Well, trial separation or no, it's true we've been through a lot together in the past few months. And you DO have some fans. That's not all bad. Why did you leave to begin with?
Me: Well, I wanted to make some changes. Like, to my template and stuff. And my modules, whatever the Hades they are.
Blogger: You mean your sidebar?
Me: Yeah, that too. Plus I wanted a different color background. I like that purple color.
Blogger: But so many Xanga's are HARD TO READ, what with busy background stuff.
Me: Well, to be fair, so are many Bloggers.
Blogger: True. Now, make me one promise.
Me: What?
Blogger: Don't get all fangirly on me, now. I have enough of those without adding one more to the mix.
Me: When have I ever been fangirly?
Blogger: You wrote "HOTT!" on one of your recent blogs.
Me: No, I didn't! Did I? (scrolls down some...) Oh.
Blogger: Well, don't let it happen again. :-) I mean, I don't give a flying ampersand who you like, it's your business, but don't get all fangirly on me, promise?
Me: I promise.
Ampersand: I'm sad that I'm flying!